Me: I hope you repented for your cheating ways before you took
Communion yesterday.
Friend: Ha, don't judge! How was the party after ours?
Me: Fun! I promised someone 500 Kuwaiti dinars and kept calling my
friend's brother "barkeep." So, you know, par for the course.
Note: "Yee-haw" is not the same as "Hee-haw."
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