Scene: Wednesday, 7:00 PM, the couch
There's a knock at the door
Me: AHHHH!
Jess: What are we going to have to deal with?
Door opens
Me: Hello?
Man at door: Hi, I'm Will, with the Chesapeake Bay-
Me: Sorry!
SLAM!
Yes, I am a terrible liberal. But Will should have thought twice before asking me to help fund his Goucher education.
At least he wasn't with Greenpeace; I would have yelled at him to stop making me walk around his comrades downtown.
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