Fun with graphs!

I spent Thursday night at a bar. Guess when I found out that the Eagles had signed Michael Vick!

Our quarterback, ladies and gentlemen

Oh, come on, Donovan! I knew a tie was possible in the NFL; I even remember the last time the Eagles played to one! (Against the Ravens in the short-lived Bobby Hoying Era)

JESUS CHRISTMAS

If the Eagles defense were to murder the entire offense after this game, I would understand and completely support their decision.