Worst special ever

I went to a happy hour today, at a swanky rooftop bar where the drink specials were as follows:

$4 Dos Equis bottles
$5 Bud and Bud Light bottles
$6 Absolut cocktails
$7 House wines

What, readers, is off about the list above? Are you wondering what universe I've entered? And how I managed to get to one in which $5 Buds are comparable to $4 Dos Equis? I've been wondering that myself.