Showing posts with label Things I've always wondered. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Things I've always wondered. Show all posts

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Things I've always wondered

Don't the people at Apple realize that in the "I'm a Mac-I'm a PC" commercials, PC is the MUCH more likable character? He's funny and self-deprecating, while Mac is an arrogant, condescending ass. Who on Earth do they think we'd rather hang out with?

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Something I used to wonder

When I was little, I always wondered why I couldn't find explosives, rockets, and the like at my local ACME. Then, as I got a little older, I suspected all the employees of being spies.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Things I've always wondered*

If the blue crispy M&M mates with the green milk chocolate M&M, what is the result? What about her and the yellow peanut M&M?

*And by "always" I mean "since I saw this commercial ten minutes ago"


Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Things I've always wondered

This whole "Daniel Craig" thing is a joke that everyone's in on but me, right? I mean, there are celebrities that I don't find attractive but that I can see other people enjoying (Christian Bale!), but I can't believe that there are large numbers of people out there who think this is what "good-looking" is:


And how exactly did they decide to cast him as Bond? Because this is how I imagine it: "You know what would REALLY throw the audience for a loop? If we make Bond a British spy AND the leader of Russia!"


Image comparison taken from someone's flickr page.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Things I've Always Wondered

In the song "Prince Ali" from Aladdin, the genie mentions that Ali has brought llamas. If Aladdin is set in the Middle East during the Middle Ages, where did he get llamas?

Monday, July 14, 2008

Things I've Always Wondered

In the song "Bust a Move," why isn't Harry going to be Larry's best man?