WTF?

I was browsing the Halloween candy at CVS today, and I saw the most frightening product of the season: mini bottles of Vitamin Water designed to be given out to trick-or-treaters.

Listen, people, whoever gives this crap out deserves to get their house TP'd. Good lord, at least go for the pretzels!

Buy some now!

I'm hesitant to put this out there, for fear that my enemies will exploit it, but I have a new weakness:


They are amazing. I have had nine already today.