First they came for the Loko

I was going to write a post about the ridiculousness that is the upcoming nationwide Four Loko ban, but I think this just about sums it up:

"The FDA is Set to Ban Four Loko in a Defeat of Capitalism and Freedom"

Disclaimer: I've never tried Four Loko, and the closest I've ever come to seeing it in action was when I witnessed some high schoolers shoplifting a case from 7-11 last year. Of course, I do intend to try it before Prohibition sets in, because the government has made it unbelievably attractive.

Come on, now!

OH Good God. If you want to watch The English Patient, dude, watch the damn movie! Can your wife not go do something else for an evening? Do you live in a studio apartment with no entertainment outside? Was she never away for a night? Did you ask if she'd mind if you went ahead and watched it without her? Do you have a life of your own?

I'm a bit skeptical

From this week's PostSecret:


So I guess you didn't take English last marking period, huh?