"The answer is always Eddie Money. God speed."
"The world is not fair. Dance it up for me. I heart u. I may have given up my king. But I will never give up ABBA."
"Do u remember what happened to me? cuz I do not" *
"I blame the norovirus"
"YOU ARE A BABA GANOOSH"
"Lol whatev dork"
"You vixen"
"I kno like 5 people here all there weird randoms" **
* Received at 2:24 AM. On a Thursday.
** This message is cryptic at first. I believe it's meant to be read as a sort of haiku:
I kno like
5 people here all there
weird randoms
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