As I was walking back from the break room with my usual post-lunch cup of coffee, I noticed a strange ticking noise. "Huh," I thought. "That's weird." Assuming it was the temperamental heating/cooling system, I continued on my way. When I rounded the corner to my hallway, I realized the ticking was still present. It was at this point that I held the cup up to my ear and realized my coffee was ticking.
What does this mean? Has someone invented a rather impressive bomb that involves Flavia packets? Did I commit some grave offense against a coffee bean, and this is my own Tell-Tale Heart?
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