You forgot "expensive"

I know I've been slightly disturbed by things the children in my family do at times, and so I was again at our reunion on Saturday. My nine-year-old cousin came dressed in a suit, with a button that said, "Hey little girl, want a piece of CANDY?"

Yes.

In brighter news, everyone loved my new shirt:There are many pictures of me wearing it next to family members, from age 15 to 73.