A recent conversation

Someone after breaking up with her boyfriend- "OH, the worst is going to be on facebook, when it says I'm now single and has a broken heart next to it."

Me, nodding, - "Yeah, I know how that feels. When Jess moved out, we went from 'in an open relationship' to 'it's complicated.' But before she accepted, we were listed as having broken up."

See, don't ever think I can't understand your pain.