Recent texts from friends

"Going to c a band, what the heck did u buy?"
"[REDACTED] is sooooo bitter about michael phelps right now"
"Roll tide! Stare him down for us." *
"Roll tide!! Kick his ass." *
"Its ok, they'll slowly start to go insane, such is the way rabies works"
"Haha u suck" **
"Dont come i hate u" **
"Where is ur finne [sic] ass?" **


*These are from a brother and sister from Alabama. One of them may be a little more violent than the other.

**The last three are from the same person. I think he may have multiple personality disorder.